The only Dad joke that matters.
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
i may not be a huge fan of gengar, but i am a huge fan of big, creepy smiles and teeth
AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I
the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…
literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar
I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?
are you joking
How can you not know about the very hungry caterpillar?!
I’m 16 and I know what the very hungry caterpillar is don’t lose faith